Sassypants: let your spice shine!

Enough with the nicey-nice. Enough with smiling when you don’t really want to.

Enter Sassypants!

Sassypants is here to tell you that you don’t have to grin and bear it. You CAN speak up. And yes, you could also leave. That’d be perfectly fine.

You’re a grown up now. You don’t ever have to bite your tongue again. Tongues were meant for many other things.

This is a potion to bring out the playful, the spicy, the cheeky with a touch of bad-ass. After all, you know what you need to do and your neck would really love a break from turning around to make sure you have the world’s approval. It’s your life, and it’s time.

This potion is dedicated to:

  • The lovely Lisa Baldwin (aka @zenatplay), to whom I am ever-grateful for many things, but most of all for teaching me that the Thai word for pumpkin is fuk. Right? “What the pumpkin!”  Who says you can’t be a lady AND a badass!
  • And to my sister, Judy, a sassypants from an early age, from whom I would have done well to take lessons when I was too busy trying too hard to be good. Too!
  • And Galileo. Dude! His head was on the block for speaking up what he knew to be true: that the universe does not revolve around the earth. And still he spoke up. And we all know that the block his head was upon was so not metaphorical.

Zippy and bright, Sassypants features an essential oil duo of Cardamom and Lime. Along with a hint of Coriander, and a zip of Black Pepper. (“Black Pepper?” you say… Why yes. He da bouncer, keeping intruders out of the house of you. But don’t worry. He won’t make you sneeze. You may not even know he’s there except that, um, I just told you!)

Sassypants comes in the Aardvark Essentials base cream of organic Shea Butter & organic Jojoba. Or in a Pulse Point Potion (concentrated essential oil in organic Jojoba base).

Get yourself some Sassypants. Let your spice shine!

Select your size:


5ml Pulse Point Potion $24
10ml Pulse Point Potion $38
1 oz potion in cream base $24
2 oz potion in cream base $42



1/2 oz. Sassypants POTION + hypnosis/guided AUDIO meditation mp3 (immediate download)
$28


Sassypants' AUDIO mp3 Only
$18
3 potions (1/2 oz. size) + 3 accompanying audios (guided meditations/hypnosis):
$80

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