Sassypants
Enough with the nicey-nice. Enough tongue-biting. And enough with the smiling when you don’t really want to.
Old ways of being have grown oh-so-tight, but you need a little support to wear your new you. Enter Sassypants.
This is a potion to bring out the playful, the spicy, the cheeky with a touch of badass. After all, you know what you need to do and your neck would really love a break from turning around to make sure you have the world’s approval. It’s your life, and it’s time.
This is your “Look Ma, no hands!” potion. Wheee!
This potion is dedicated to:
- The lovely Lisa Baldwin (aka @zenatplay), to whom I am ever-grateful for many things, but most of all for teaching me that the Thai word for pumpkin is fuk. Right? “What the pumpkin!” Who says you can’t be a lady AND a badass!
- And to my sister, Judy, a sassypants from an early age, from whom I would have done well to take lessons when I was too busy trying too hard to be good. Too!
- And Galileo. Dude! His head was on the block for speaking up what he knew to be true: that the universe does not revolve around the earth. And still he spoke up. And we all know that the block his head was upon was so not metaphorical.
Zippy and bright, Sassypants features an essential oil duo of Cardamom and Lime. Along with a hint of Coriander, and the wee-est zip of Black Pepper. (“Black Pepper?” you say… Why yes. He be da bouncer, keeping intruders out of the house of you. But don’t worry. He’s so subtle you wouldn’t even know he’s there except that I just told you).
Sassypants comes in the Aardvark Essentials signature base made of Shea Butter, Jojoba Oil, Grapeseed and/or Apricot Kernel Oil, Vitamin E and Rosemary Oleoresin. (Last 2 ingredients are antioxidants that help extend the life of oils. Also, Rosemary Oleoresin does not smell like rosemary.)
Get yourself some Sassypants. Let your spice shine!
1/2 oz. Sassypants POTION + hypnosis/guided AUDIO meditation mp3 (immediate download) $28 Sassypants' AUDIO mp3 Only $18 | 3 potions (1/2 oz. size) + 3 accompanying audios (guided meditations/hypnosis): $80  Includes Sassypants, Night Queen, and Losing It potions. Experience the potion's magic on a whole new level. |
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