Oof! Sometimes life can feel hard. So much stuff… HARD stuff!

There’s the stuff that makes you cry. And the stuff that makes you grumpy. And the stuff that has you running around all spazzy. And the heartbreaky stuff. And the stuff that won’t let you forget your taped up, broken heart. Oof! *wipes brow*

You’re smart and you keep showing up with that kickin’ sense of humor you’ve got. And you practice kindness. And you look at your stuff and you don’t blame other people for it. (Well, pretty much. ‘Cept for your boss.)

But sometimes? You just want some magic. Aardvark Essentials is about the magics. Hooray!

Lotions and potions for mixed up emotions.

Aardvark potions are essential oils that are hand-blended into Shea Butter-based creams and balms, which we’re calling lotions because “Therapeutic creams and balms” is rather lacking in poetic play. And, life without poetry and play? Magic forbid the day.

What’s that you say? You don’t believe in magics?

Um– OK. Not required. Because magics aside, the potions are yummy (to smell) and the lotions just feel great:

• They melt upon skin contact and go on silky smooth.
• Great for massage. Great glide, without being too slippery.
• One application lasts for hours. Great effect when left on overnight.
• The scent unfolds upon skin contact, inviting the magic intent of the potion.
• Shelf life of about a year. (No preservatives. No parabens). Aardvark potions are fresh stuff! Use them soon.
• Store your potions in a cool, dark place for best shelf life.

Each one is made from organic, wild-crafted or farm select essential oils. In a few cases they are conventionally farmed, but all the essential oils are pure: no synthetic additives, fillers or chemical imitations of scents. (This is very good news to anyone, like me, who is sensitive to perfumes, chemicals or fake stuff. Because Aardvark potions will so not make you sneeze. Nor will any sensitive souls near you have to move away).

And now, without further ado…

Meet the Potions!

Each one has his or her own “About Me” page, because yes, they are all rather like characters, like people we admire, whose qualities we’d like to invite and cultivate inside ourselves at different times.

Sassypants
Night Queen
Cha Cha Chai
Chocolita
Ease, Please!
I’ve Had It!
Losing It
Up & at ‘em!

Been here before and know what you want? Or are you running low on your favorite potion? Come visit the brand-spanking new Aardvark Essentials store, your one-stop potion shop…